Now let's be objective about this. She's pretty good-looking, in a "soccer mom" kind of way. I'm cool with it. Anyway, shes been wanting to go out with me for a while now. I finally said yes. We got Indian food, and it was fun. She was way interesting. She told me that she graduated in 1991. This is big news for me. This means that I now have a 20-year spread on dates.
Bloggers, from here on out you can refer to me as Veinte, Dos Decades, or the Berlin Wall.
Until next time, may my spread increase.
P.S. She told me that she was 37 but I personally think she's shaving off a couple of years to impress me.