Monday, December 24, 2012

Merry Christmas

I delivered goodies to my students today. Most of them were gone. I managed to catch one home and I gave a bag of goodies to another one's cousin. I must have gone by six or seven houses. When I say houses, I mean project apartments and crowded tenements.  There was a family of eight that were living in a one room apartment. The other students house was an orphanage. I was grateful to be in circumstances that are not that poor. I am glad to be in a situation where I have that which I need and that which I want.
Merry Christmas faithful readers and to all
a good night.

Saturday, December 8, 2012


So the primary reason why I joined Teach for America was because I wanted to influence my students for good. I thought that once they saw a successful, goodlooking, and cool guy like myself they would for sure start listening to me and leave the hood for good. You would never believe how surprised I was when after a week my students didn't start performing well on their tests. I thought that soon enough they would come around.
However, as time has progressed I haven't seen much change for the better from them. In fact, that first week, I didn't really realize how low my kids were and how low my expectations should be. (They don't put them in SDC for nothing you know). For instance, I left for a training one day and when I came back I received the following note.

If your wondering if that is really what it says... the answer is yes.

If you are thinking "well the sub means that they were smoking weed outside"  you are wrong.

If you are wondering how they smoked weed in my class I will tell you.

My dear friends named in the aforementioned picture were not dumb enough to toke up a blunt in the back of class. Nope, no way. My little ingenue-rs concocted a far less obvious way of smoking weed. The two took turns lighting marijuana in Jose's backpack, sticking his head in the backpack and then having the other zip up the backpack to make sure that they would not miss out on collecting that purple haze.  From all reports, both student and teacher it appears the two got away with two turns each before the substitute realized that two individuals could actually be stupid enough to smoke marijuana in class.
 I wonder if they were like "This idea is so good that it has to work!"

Anyway, if this teaching thing doesn't work out I think I am going to go into business. I have a pretty great idea.


                                                        "The Bongpack"
Avaliable in
Ganja Green

and      Hemp

 This idea is so good that it has to work!

Weed and Harmony


Thursday, December 6, 2012

The problem with women

What's up with people who think babies are cute?   I mean the occasional ethnic baby is alright but when it really comes down to it, there are a lot of babies that just creep the crap out of me.
I dot get women who think that babies are cute and are the end all be all of the world. For instance, I was texting a girl for a little while. I kind of liked her, because she was a model, but I kind of didn't, because she was a model. Anyway she showed me the following picture of a baby with the following explanation.


I then responded with the following text.

Now I am not my uncle Gene. let's be honest everybody, I neither believe that that baby was cute or even like babies, but what was I suppossed to say?

After taking one look at what I thought was the spawn of ET and Boy George, I wanted to say that it was hideous but I just responded with a false exclamation of admiration for babies.

I have the perfect text next time

Anyway ladies here are some uglybaby= cute baby comparisons
Those were the ugly ones
here are the cute ones
Ladies if we get married I can promise you that the kid that you have with me will look like the last one, study like the seond to last, and experience as much persecution as the third to last one.