Tuesday, April 10, 2012

My Upcoming Trip to Ireland

Ladies and Gentlemen,
fellow readers of my blog,

I am pleased to announce that next month I will be taking my talents to Europe. I am certain that you are all as excited about this trip as I am. You may also have a few questions about my trip. These questions may include but are not limited to the following:
"Rom why are you going to Europe?"
"Rom what part of Europe are you going to?"
"Rom what are you going to do in Europe?"
Or even, "Rom why has your background been changed to a picture of your Uncle Gene being kissed by a girl?"
It is for these reasons, fellow bloggers, that I have decided to write this post.
I am going to Europe because I can. There really isn’t any other reason besides that. I have no reason to go. I don’t even know how much of a desire I have to go. But let's be honest, I am going to be a teacher for the rest of my life and there is no chance that I will have money to travel. So I may as well go while I still have some sort of monetary support.

As far as destinations, I will visit Ireland, France, and England. To further commemorate the trip I've come up with a specific goal for my journey and listed some of the ways in which I will accomplish the said goal.

Mission Statement for Europe 2012
“To reinforce the negative stereotype that Americans are loud obnoxious and pretentious people who are at best uncultured and uncouth.”

Ways in that I hope to accomplish my goal...
I will:
Wear an American flag t-shirt that has something like "home of the brave... land of the free."
Order french fries and root beer at every restaurant and complain about how they don’t have it.
Ask for peanut butter at stores.
Ask people to take a picture of me when they are in the least convenient spots to do so.
Wear a fanny pack.
Crank up the song “Niggas in Paris” as loud as humanly possible to celebrate the fact that I am in France.

Until Next time...

I'll be going Gorillaz
Love, Rojo

P.S. Uncle Gene has been ordered by the Utah State Supreme Court to remove his Facebook account. As a result, I am posting his picture on my blog to combat the injustices committed by the state of Utah. The picture also shows the babe who fell for Uncle Gene last November.

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