Thursday, December 6, 2012

The problem with women

What's up with people who think babies are cute?   I mean the occasional ethnic baby is alright but when it really comes down to it, there are a lot of babies that just creep the crap out of me.
I dot get women who think that babies are cute and are the end all be all of the world. For instance, I was texting a girl for a little while. I kind of liked her, because she was a model, but I kind of didn't, because she was a model. Anyway she showed me the following picture of a baby with the following explanation.


I then responded with the following text.

Now I am not my uncle Gene. let's be honest everybody, I neither believe that that baby was cute or even like babies, but what was I suppossed to say?

After taking one look at what I thought was the spawn of ET and Boy George, I wanted to say that it was hideous but I just responded with a false exclamation of admiration for babies.

I have the perfect text next time

Anyway ladies here are some uglybaby= cute baby comparisons
Those were the ugly ones
here are the cute ones
Ladies if we get married I can promise you that the kid that you have with me will look like the last one, study like the seond to last, and experience as much persecution as the third to last one.


  1. I love that she is named something starting with "Baby Loving".

    I always anxiously await your blog posts. Seriously. I talk about it with various people.

  2. Rom, I love you! I'm a faithful reader of your thoughts. Of course you are wickedly clever and funny, but you also have the biggest heart. You are making a difference with your kids. It may be small and they may not realize it until much later, but your goodness can't help but spill over in their lives. Keep up the good work.

  3. RoJo, I once told the Sister Missionaries in my first district that newborn babies look similar to baby rats. After that I learned to keep my opinions on babies to myself. Thank you for keeping it real.