Thursday, September 1, 2011


My blog has reached twenty people. I would just like to thank you twenty people for loving me enough to follow my blog. No greater kindness has ever been bestowed upon my shoulders than you twenty choosing to read my blog publicly. When I am famous, rich, and successful I will not forget you. Because you twenty individuals have chosen to follow my blog you will receive the following gifts

A spot on my spacecraft when the comet comes to demolish earth in 2012

Free tickets to my first NBA game

a handshake

A visit to the white house when I become president

You will become twenty of the 144,000 chosen and hand selected to make it to paradise after life. (to your left you can see a depiction of Jehovah's Witnesses art and imagine that these are some of the people you will be spending the rest of eternity with).

and an autographed picture of myself posing as Tom Sellick.



  1. I'VE NEVER WON ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!! however, i think i deserve a bonus gift for inspiring you to blog in the first place and for being your first and only follower for about 3 months...

  2. I admit to being one of the 20. And I'll hold you to your promises.

  3. That's definitely enough to keep me reading.