Sunday, June 12, 2011

The Team that Saved Basketball

I have had the chance to witness the greatest event in the past five years. Today marks the brave stand of truth and righteousness. Today marks the death of a band of people far more devious than Darth Vader and Lord Sidious themselves. The Dallas Marverick's have successfully defeated the Miami Heat. I hate the Mavericks, but because they have beat the Heat I will respect them until the day that I die. It is true that having the Mavericks beat the Heat is like having Joseph Stallin help beat Adolf Hitler, but I am still indebted to those communists and that dirty German Dirk Novinski. May he never win another title as long as he lives.

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